Funny Quotes About Life To Help Lighten Your Mood

Funny quotes about life and sayings that are inspirational can be the much-needed mood booster people need when life gives you lemons, or even just for a Monday morning! 

 “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Mark Twain

“Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.” – George Carlin

“Never have more children than you have car windows.” – Erma Bombeck

 “If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.” – Steven Wright

“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade….and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.” – Ron White  

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